Monday, December 20, 2010

The final post before Christmas: Tequila Christmas Cake

     If the stress of the holidays has you looking like this;


and let's be honest, we've all had those kinds of days, here is the cake to cure whatever ails you. I have no idea who's recipe this is, it was forwarded to me and I just had to share.


Once again this year, I have had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake recipe so here goes: 
Please keep in your files as I am beginning to get tired of typing this up every year!
1 cup sugar
1 tsp baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
Lemon juice
4 large eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit
Sample the tequila to check quality. 
Take a large bowl ; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality...Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK.
Try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor.
Mix on the turner.If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the tequila to test for tonsisticity. Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.Greash the oven.Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.
Cherry Mistmas!


     I'm not sure if your guests will enjoy this cake, but who cares ROFLMAO Cherry Mistmas, jenoy.

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